XtoysEarthly Body Edible Massage Oil in Watermelon Review
Editor's opinion
This is a flavoured, edible massage oil aimed squarely at couples who want a slow, sensory massage with a little taste to it. The natural oil blend should condition rather than coat the skin, but the almond and apricot content makes it a non-starter for nut allergies, and oil and latex do not mix.
Massage oil is one of the gentler ways into a shared, sensory evening, and Earthly Body's Watermelon edition adds a flavour element to the mix. The idea is simple: a glide smooth enough for a proper massage, made pure enough that a partner needn't worry about where hands or lips wander.
What a buyer is really weighing here is the formula and the format. It is a natural oil blend rather than a synthetic slip, it comes in a modest 2oz bottle, and being oil-based it carries a couple of practical caveats that matter more than the fruity name suggests.
The good and the bad
What works
- Edible formula, so it suits close, hands-on massage between partners
- Natural blend of hemp, almond, grapeseed and apricot oils with vitamin E
- Designed to absorb and condition rather than leave a greasy film
- No batteries or charging, ready whenever you are
- Light watermelon flavour adds a playful note without being the main event
What to be aware of
- Contains almond and apricot oils, so unsuitable for anyone with nut allergies
- Oil-based, which degrades latex condoms and many latex toys
- At 56.83ml the bottle is small and unhurried massage uses oil quickly
- Flavoured novelty may not appeal to those who prefer an unscented oil
Buy it if
Couples who enjoy giving each other a slow, unhurried massage and like the idea of a flavour they can taste along the way. Good for anyone who wants a natural oil that conditions the skin rather than sitting greasily on top.
Skip it if
Anyone with a nut or seed allergy should avoid it entirely given the almond and apricot content. If you rely on latex condoms or use latex toys, choose a water-based product instead, as oil will damage them.
Design and materials
The appeal here is the ingredient list. Rather than a synthetic slip, this is a blend of hemp, almond, grapeseed and apricot oils with added vitamin E, which is the kind of formula that tends to nourish skin as it glides. Natural oils like these give a rich, long-lasting slip that suits massage particularly well.
The flip side of a natural nut and seed oil blend is that it is emphatically not for everyone. Almond and apricot oils mean anyone with a nut allergy should steer well clear, and it is worth a quick check of the full label before use if allergies are a concern for either partner.
How it is meant to be used
The intended ritual is straightforward: warm a small amount between your hands, then work it over shoulders, back and wherever the evening leads with long, even strokes. Oil-based products excel at this because the glide lasts, so you are not constantly reaching for the bottle mid-massage.
Because it is made to be tasted, it is designed for close, intimate massage rather than a purely functional rub-down. The watermelon flavour is pitched as a light, playful accent, so expect a subtle fruity note rather than anything overwhelming.
The oil-and-latex caveat
This is the single most important practical point. Oil-based products break down latex, so this oil should never be used with latex condoms or latex toys, as it can cause them to fail or perish. If contraception or barrier protection is part of your evening, keep a separate water-based lubricant to hand and treat this purely as massage oil.
Silicone and other body-safe toy materials also generally prefer to be kept away from oils, so it is safest to think of this as a skin-only product.
Care, cleaning and value
Oil can stain fabrics, so it is sensible to lay down a towel you don't mind and to wash up promptly afterwards. On skin the blend is designed to absorb rather than linger, which should mean less of a greasy aftermath than a heavier oil, though a shower is still the tidiest finish.
On size, 56.83ml is a small bottle. Massage uses oil generously by nature, so regular users may find this more of a taster than a long-term supply. That makes it a good way to see whether a flavoured, natural oil suits you before committing to anything larger.
The bottom line
Earthly Body's Watermelon massage oil is a genuinely appealing choice for couples who want a natural, edible oil for slow, sensory massage, and the nourishing blend is a step above cheaper synthetic products. Just go in clear-eyed about the two real limits: it is off-limits with any nut allergy, and being oil-based it cannot be used with latex. Within those bounds, it does exactly what it sets out to do.
Frequently asked questions
Is this massage oil really safe to taste?
Yes, it is formulated to be edible and made pure enough to taste, which is the point of the flavoured range. As with any product used near the mouth, check the full ingredient list first, particularly for allergies.
Can I use it with condoms?
No. This is an oil-based product, and oil degrades latex. It should not be used with latex condoms or latex toys. If you need barrier protection, keep a separate water-based lubricant for that purpose.
Is it suitable for people with nut allergies?
No. The blend contains almond and apricot oils, so anyone with a nut or seed allergy should avoid it. Always read the complete label before use if allergies are a concern.
Will it leave my skin greasy?
It is designed to absorb and condition the skin rather than sit on top, so it should feel less greasy than a heavy oil. Even so, laying down a towel and showering afterwards is the tidiest approach.
How long will a bottle last?
At 56.83ml it is a small bottle, and massage naturally uses oil generously, so expect it to suit occasional use or a trial rather than frequent, full-body sessions. Regular users may prefer to buy a larger size once they know they like it.