XtoysLoving Joy 10 Function Gold Bullet Vibrator Review
Editor's opinion
This is a compact, straightforward bullet aimed at targeted external stimulation, with ten patterns behind a single button and a waterproof ABS body. It suits newcomers and anyone wanting variety in a small package, though the AA battery and firm plastic finish are the main things to weigh.
Bullet vibrators are the workhorses of the toy world: small, focused and easy to live with. The Loving Joy 10 Function Gold Bullet sets out to do that job with a slim ABS body, a rounded tip for pinpoint stimulation and ten settings you cycle through from one button at the base.
What a buyer really needs to decide is whether the trade-offs suit them. It runs on a single AA battery rather than a rechargeable cell, and the body is hard plastic rather than the softer silicone many newer bullets use. Neither is a flaw as such, but both shape how it feels to own and use.
The good and the bad
What works
- Ten settings give real variety from a small, simple device
- One-button push-and-go control is genuinely beginner-friendly
- Waterproof, so it can be used in the bath or shower and rinsed clean easily
- Slim 86mm body is discreet and easy to pack for travel
- AA battery means no waiting to charge, just swap and go
What to be aware of
- Battery-powered, so you'll need to keep spare AAs in the drawer
- Firm ABS plastic transmits vibration but has no soft give
- Single button means cycling all the way through to switch off
- Hard-plastic bullets are typically buzzier than deeper rumbly motors
Buy it if
Anyone wanting an affordable, no-fuss first vibrator, or couples looking to add targeted external stimulation during foreplay without anything complicated to manage.
Skip it if
Those who prefer a soft-touch silicone finish or a deep, rumbly sensation, or anyone tired of buying batteries. If either matters, look to a rechargeable silicone bullet instead.
Design and materials
The body is ABS plastic in a gold finish, which is firm, smooth and non-porous. That hard surface carries vibration efficiently to the rounded tip, and it wipes clean easily, but it also means there is no softness or flex against the skin. Buyers who like a cushioned, body-warm feel will notice the difference against a silicone toy.
At 86 x 18 x 18 mm it is slim and light, easy to hold with one hand and simple to tuck away in a drawer or bag. The slightly longer shaft is a practical touch, giving you something to grip while the tip does the work.
How it is meant to be used
Everything runs from the single button at the base. One press switches it on, and each further press moves through the ten speeds and patterns, from a gentle buzz up to the stronger settings, before eventually cycling back off. That is refreshingly simple to learn, though it does mean you can't jump straight to off; you press on through the sequence.
The rounded tip is designed for pinpoint external stimulation, which is where bullets shine. It is an external toy by nature, and the shaft helps you position it exactly where you want without fumbling.
Power and running costs
It takes one AA battery, which is not included, so it is worth having a pack ready before the first use. The upside is immediacy: no charging cable and no waiting, just swap in a fresh cell and go, which also makes it handy for travel.
The downside is the ongoing faff and cost of batteries, and the fact that performance can taper as a cell drains. Anyone who would rather never think about batteries again should consider a USB-rechargeable bullet, accepting the charge time that comes with it.
Care and cleaning
Because it is waterproof, cleaning is easy: rinse with warm water and a suitable toy cleaner after use, then dry before storing. The non-porous ABS surface does not harbour residue the way porous materials can, which is reassuring.
Water-based lubricant is the safe all-round choice here. As it is plastic rather than silicone, you have more latitude with lubricant type, but water-based remains the simplest, mess-free option that won't affect the finish.
The bottom line
The Loving Joy 10 Function Gold Bullet is a sensible, uncomplicated choice for a first vibrator or a discreet extra during couples' play. Just go in knowing you're buying a firm plastic, battery-powered toy: if you'd prefer soft silicone or a rechargeable, spend a little more and look elsewhere.
Frequently asked questions
Does it come with a battery?
No. It requires one AA battery, which is not included, so it's worth having one ready before your first use.
Can I use it in the bath or shower?
Yes. It is waterproof, so it can be used in water and rinsed clean afterwards with warm water and a suitable toy cleaner.
Is this a good choice for a beginner?
Yes. The single push-and-go button and small size make it approachable, and the ten settings let you start gentle and build up as you get comfortable.
What lubricant should I use with it?
Water-based lubricant is the safest all-round choice and won't affect the finish. As the body is ABS plastic rather than silicone, you have more flexibility, but water-based remains the simplest option.
How do I turn it off?
You press the single button to cycle through the settings, continuing through the sequence until it returns to off, so there's no dedicated off button.