XtoysLoving Joy Remote Controlled Love Egg Vibrator Review
Editor's opinion
A neat, approachable remote-controlled love egg with a rechargeable body and a manageable size that genuinely suits newcomers. The main things to weigh are the modest six-metre range and the fact the remote still runs on a AAA battery, but for the money and the format it covers the basics well.
The Loving Joy Remote Controlled Love Egg sets out to do something specific: give you a discreet, wearable egg that either you or a partner can control from a short distance away. It is not trying to be an all-singing toy, and that focus is part of its appeal.
What a buyer should be weighing is whether the size, the range and the remote arrangement match how they actually want to use it. A love egg lives or dies on comfort, easy control and easy cleaning, so those are the things worth thinking through before you buy.
The good and the bad
What works
- Rechargeable egg, so no hunting for batteries mid-use
- Silicone coating that is body-friendly and simple to wipe clean
- Manageable 7.5 cm insertable length that suits newcomers
- Waterproof egg means a proper rinse under the tap
- Ten functions give plenty of range for the format
What to be aware of
- Six-metre remote range limits truly out-and-about play
- Remote still needs a AAA, so the battery drawer isn't entirely retired
- Silicone body rules out silicone lubricant
- At 10.5 cm circumference it is deliberately compact, not filling
Buy it if
Newcomers to wearable eggs, and couples who want to pass control to a partner across a room during play at home. The modest size and silicone finish make it an easy first step.
Skip it if
Anyone wanting long-range control out in public, or those after a larger, more filling insertable. If range matters, look for a toy with app control; if fullness matters, look at a wider egg or a weighted set.
Design and materials
The egg carries a silky soft silicone coating, which is the sensible choice for something worn against the skin: it feels smooth, is non-porous and wipes down without fuss. The rounded egg shape is designed to sit in place, and the connected retrieval cord is a practical detail rather than an afterthought.
One thing worth knowing is that a silicone surface and silicone lubricant do not mix, as the lube can degrade the coating over time. A water-based lubricant is the safe companion here, and it is the one most people reach for with an egg anyway.
How it is meant to be used
The idea is simple. You insert the egg, then control it with the handheld remote, or hand that remote to a partner. Ten functions let you move between gentler and stronger patterns, so there is scope to settle on something that suits the moment rather than being stuck on one setting.
The headline caveat is range. Six metres is enough to reach across a room, which covers most partner play at home, but it is not the kind of range that lets someone control the egg discreetly from the far side of a restaurant. Treat the remote as a room-scale toy and it delivers what it promises.
Power and care
The egg itself is rechargeable, which is a genuine convenience: no prising open a battery compartment, no keeping spares in the drawer for the toy. It is worth noting the remote is the exception, taking a single AAA, so batteries are not entirely out of the picture, just relegated to the handset.
Because the egg is waterproof, cleaning is straightforward: rinse under warm water with a little mild soap, then pat dry before storing. Keep the remote away from water, since only the egg carries the waterproof rating. Store the two together somewhere clean and dry between uses.
How it compares
Against basic bullet vibrators, this egg wins on the remote and the rechargeable body, which together make it feel more considered than a throwaway alternative. Against app-controlled eggs, it gives up long-range and phone control in exchange for simplicity and, usually, a lower price.
Within its own category, the compact 10.5 cm circumference marks it out as an accessible, wearable size rather than a filling one. That is the right call for a love egg aimed at newcomers, but anyone chasing a fuller sensation should look at a larger design instead.
The bottom line
For a first wearable egg, or for couples who enjoy passing control back and forth at home, the Loving Joy Remote Controlled Love Egg is a sensible, well-judged pick. Go in knowing the remote range is room-scale and still needs a AAA, and it should tick the boxes it sets out to.
Frequently asked questions
Can I use it out in public?
Only within about six metres of the remote, so it works across a room but not for genuinely long-range or out-and-about play. If discreet public control matters to you, an app-controlled egg is a better fit.
What lubricant should I use with it?
A water-based lubricant. The egg has a silicone coating, and silicone lubricant can degrade silicone surfaces over time, so it is best avoided.
Does it need batteries?
The egg itself is rechargeable, so there are no batteries to replace inside it. The remote, however, takes a single AAA battery, so keep one to hand.
Can I get it fully wet?
The egg is waterproof and can be rinsed under warm water with a little mild soap. The remote is not waterproof, so keep it well away from water.
Is it a good size for a beginner?
Yes. With a 7.5 cm insertable length and a 10.5 cm circumference it is deliberately compact and manageable, which makes it an approachable first wearable egg rather than a filling one.