Smoothy Prober Review: A Double-Ended Beginner's Probe
Editor's opinion
The Smoothy Prober is an affordable, no-fuss double-ended toy offering a smooth tapered probe at one end and four graduated beads at the other. It suits curious beginners after variety in a single, easy-to-handle piece, but the vinyl rubber construction means water-based lube only and careful hygiene.
The Smoothy Prober sets out to do two things with one toy: offer a smooth tapered probe at one end and a four-bead anal probe at the other. For anyone drawn to trying beads without committing to a whole drawer of gear, that dual approach is an appealing bit of value.
What a buyer should weigh here is the material. Non-toxic vinyl rubber keeps the cost down and gives a soft, flexible feel, but it is not the same as body-safe silicone, and that changes how you look after it and what lube you can use. Understanding that trade-off is the key to knowing whether this is the right first purchase.
The good and the bad
What works
- Two distinct sensations in one toy, so no need to switch between pieces
- No batteries or charging, so nothing to run out mid-use
- Beginner-friendly dimensions at 200mm long and 25mm wide
- Flexible surface with a little give for comfortable handling
- Simple, low-commitment way to try both a smooth probe and beads
What to be aware of
- Vinyl rubber is porous, so it cannot be fully sterilised like silicone
- Water-based lube only; silicone lube will damage the surface
- Graduated beads may feel abrupt for very sensitive first-timers
- No flared safety base, so use the anal end with care and control
Buy it if
Curious beginners or couples who want to explore both a smooth probe and graduated beads without buying two separate toys, and who prefer a simple, no-power design.
Skip it if
Anyone wanting a toy they can share widely or sterilise thoroughly should choose a non-porous silicone alternative instead. Those seeking vibration or a firmer, more sculpted feel will want to look elsewhere too.
Design And Materials
The double-ended layout is the whole point. One end is a smooth, gently tapered probe suited to even, gliding stimulation, while the other carries four graduated beads, each giving its own distinct sensation as it passes. Having both on one toy means you can change styles without reaching for anything else, which is a sensible bit of design for someone still working out what they enjoy.
The body is non-toxic vinyl rubber in a translucent pink finish. That material is soft and flexible with a bit of give, which many people find forgiving, but it is porous rather than non-porous. In practical terms that means it absorbs more and cannot be sterilised as thoroughly as silicone, so it is best thought of as a personal, single-user toy.
How It Is Meant To Be Used
At 200mm long and 25mm at its widest, this is a manageable size rather than an ambitious one, which makes it a reasonable starting point. The tapered probe end is the gentlest introduction, while the bead end builds up in stages.
One thing worth knowing: the toy does not have a flared base, so when using the anal end, keep a firm grip and go slowly. Plenty of water-based lubricant makes a real difference, and building up gradually rather than rushing is the sensible approach with any beaded design.
Care And Cleaning
There is no power to worry about, so nothing to charge and nothing to fail mid-use, which is genuinely convenient. Wash before and after every use with warm water and a proper toy cleaner, dry it fully, and store it somewhere cool and dry.
Because the material is porous vinyl, hygiene matters more than it would with silicone. It cannot be boiled or bleached, so gentle but thorough cleaning and complete drying are important. Stick strictly to water-based lubricant, as silicone-based products can degrade the surface.
How It Compares
Against dedicated silicone anal beads, the Smoothy Prober trades some material quality and cleanability for versatility and a lower price. Silicone toys are non-porous and easier to keep hygienic, but you would typically buy a separate probe and a separate set of beads to match what this offers in one piece.
Against other budget vinyl toys, the double-ended format is its clear selling point. If you value having two sensations in a single, easy-to-store item and are happy to treat it as a personal toy, it holds its own. If long-term durability and sharing matter most, a silicone alternative is the wiser spend.
The bottom line
The Smoothy Prober is a fair, flexible entry point for anyone curious about both a smooth probe and graduated beads, and the no-power design keeps things simple. Just go in clear-eyed about the vinyl rubber: water-based lube only, careful cleaning, and treat it as your own. On those terms it is a reasonable first buy; if you want something to sterilise and share, choose silicone.
Frequently asked questions
Can I use any lubricant with the Smoothy Prober?
No. Use a water-based lubricant only. Silicone-based lubricants can react with and damage the vinyl rubber surface, so avoid them. A generous amount of water-based lube is recommended for comfortable use.
Is this toy suitable for beginners?
Yes, broadly. At 200mm long and 25mm at its widest, it is a manageable size, and the smooth tapered end is a gentle introduction. Start with plenty of lube, take your time and build up gradually, especially with the beaded end.
Can the Smoothy Prober be shared between partners?
Because it is made from porous vinyl rubber, it cannot be fully sterilised, so it is best treated as a personal, single-user toy. If you want something safe to share, a non-porous silicone toy with a condom over it is a better choice.
Does it need batteries or charging?
No. It is a manual, no-power toy, so there is nothing to charge and nothing to run out. That also makes it simple to store and use whenever you like.
How do I clean and store it?
Wash it before and after every use with warm water and a suitable toy cleaner, then dry it completely. Store it somewhere cool and dry. Do not attempt to boil or bleach it, as the vinyl rubber will not withstand that kind of treatment.