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Duck with a Dick

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Meet the cheeky rubber duck that hides a little surprise. He bobs innocently around the bath like any other, but flip him over and you will see exactly why he raises a smile. A daft novelty gift that is guaranteed to get a reaction at any hen do, birthday or Secret Santa.

Made from rubber, he measures 132mm x 106mm and needs no batteries or charging. Simply pop him in the bath and let him float. A quick rinse and dry keeps him ready for his next appearance, making him an easy, low-fuss bit of fun.

The Duck with a Dick is a novelty rubber bath duck with a comedy twist. On the surface he looks like an ordinary bathtime companion, happily bobbing about, but turn him over and the joke reveals itself. He is made purely to raise a laugh, which makes him an easy choice for a cheeky gift.

A Gift That Gets A Laugh

This is the kind of present that livens up any occasion where a bit of daft humour goes down well. Whether it is a hen party, a stag do, a milestone birthday or a Secret Santa exchange, he does the hard work for you. The joke is simple and instant, so there is no need to explain anything, and he tends to end up passed around the room. If you want a light-hearted, memorable gift that does not take itself seriously, this fits the bill nicely.

Material And Size

He is made from rubber and measures 132mm x 106mm, so he sits comfortably in the hand and floats happily in the bath. The full package measures 150mm x 110mm x 98mm, which makes him easy to wrap and simple to slip into a gift bag. There is nothing to assemble and nothing to switch on, so he is ready to use straight out of the box the moment you decide to spring the surprise.

Simple Care

Looking after him could not be easier. After he has had his time in the water, give him a rinse under the tap and leave him to dry so he is ready for his next outing. As he needs no batteries and requires no charging, there is nothing to maintain beyond keeping him clean, which makes him a genuinely fuss-free novelty that will keep on delivering the same reaction time and again.

Materialrubber
Size132mm x 106mm, packaged 150mm x 110mm x 98mm
PowerNone Required
MaterialRubber
Packaged size150mm x 110mm x 98mm
Product codeN8685
EAN5022782666361
PackagingPlain box β€” no branding or product name on the label
BillingShows as "XTU Retail" on your statement

Does it need batteries?

No. He needs no batteries and no charging, so he is ready to use straight away.

What is it made from?

He is made from rubber.

How big is it?

He measures 132mm x 106mm, and comes packaged in a box measuring 150mm x 110mm x 98mm.

Can it go in the bath?

Yes, he is a bath duck designed to float. Give him a rinse and let him dry afterwards.

Is this a serious product or a joke gift?

It is purely a novelty joke gift, made to raise a laugh at parties and gift exchanges.

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