Edible Anus Chocolates

Edible Anus Chocolates are a novelty confectionery gift designed to add a dose of playful humour to grown-up gatherings. Presented in a compact box, they make an easy stocking filler, party favour or joke present for someone with a good sense of fun and a sweet tooth.

These chocolates are all about the laugh they raise. Whether you are planning a hen night, a stag do, a milestone birthday or a Secret Santa among adult friends, they slot straight into the fun without any fuss. The moulded shape is unmistakable, so the joke lands the moment the box is opened, and the milk chocolate inside means the recipient gets a genuine treat rather than an inedible gag. They are light to carry, simple to wrap and always good for a talking point at the party table.

Each pack contains 80g of milk chocolate made from sugar, dried whole milk, cocoa butter, cocoa mass and milk fat, with soya lecithin used as an emulsifier and added flavouring. The finished box measures 15 x 15 x 2 cm, keeping it compact enough to post or tuck into a gift bag. There is nothing to assemble and no power required. Please note the chocolate may also contain nuts, so it is worth checking with the recipient if allergies are a concern before gifting.

As with any milk chocolate, these are best kept somewhere cool and dry and away from direct sunlight or warm radiators, which can cause the surface to bloom or soften and lose its detail. Kept in good condition, the moulded shape holds up well until you are ready to hand it over. Because it contains dairy, milk fat and soya, and may contain nuts, it is intended for adults who are happy with those ingredients rather than anyone with the relevant food allergies.