XtoysTabooboo Take Me Back To Bed Remote Love Egg Review
Editor's opinion
This is a versatile, remote-controlled love egg with a textured side for external stimulation and ten functions to explore, either solo or with a partner taking the lead. The rechargeable, waterproof build is a genuine convenience. Its main caveat is size: at 18 cm long with a 10 cm circumference, it is a generous egg rather than a discreet beginner's toy.
Love eggs come in two broad camps: the small, insertable kind you barely notice, and larger multi-purpose vibrators dressed up as eggs. The Tabooboo Take Me Back To Bed sits firmly in the second camp, adding a textured side so it can press against the clitoris as well as sit internally, all steered from a slim handset.
The pitch is flexibility, and on paper it delivers: two ways to use it, ten functions, a partner-friendly remote and USB charging. The question for a buyer is whether the size and the reliance on a separate remote suit how you actually want to use it, so those are the points worth weighing before you decide.
The good and the bad
What works
- Textured side means it works both internally and externally
- Remote handset allows genuine hands-free and partner play
- USB rechargeable, so no batteries to hunt for
- Waterproof build simplifies cleaning and allows bath or shower use
- Storage bag included for discreet, clean keeping
What to be aware of
- Generously sized at 10 cm circumference, so not a first egg
- A separate remote is one more thing to keep charged and to hand
- Silicone-safe lubricant only if the body is silicone; check before pairing with oil-based products
Buy it if
People who want one toy that covers both internal and external stimulation, and couples who like the idea of passing over the remote for hands-free, shared control.
Skip it if
Anyone after a small, subtle egg for a first purchase or for wearing out and about. If discreet insertable size is the priority, a slimmer, single-purpose egg will suit you better.
Design and materials
The defining feature here is the textured side, which turns a standard internal egg into a dual-purpose toy: vibration where you want it inside, and a shaped surface to hold against the clitoris outside. That flexibility is the main reason to choose this over a plain egg.
Size is the honest talking point. At 18 cm total length and 10 cm circumference at its widest, this is a substantial toy rather than a slip-it-in-and-forget egg. That matters for comfort and for how you plan to use it, so measure it against what you already know you like before buying.
How it is meant to be used
Used internally, the egg provides vibration; used externally, the textured side gives focused clitoral contact. The remote, at roughly 6.5 by 4 cm, is the point of the design, letting you cycle through the ten functions without reaching down, or hand control to a partner entirely.
Ten functions is plenty to find a favourite, though in practice most people settle on two or three. The steady speeds tend to be the everyday choice, with the patterns there for variety rather than daily use.
Power, waterproofing and care
USB charging is a clear plus: no batteries to buy, and you simply top it up between sessions. Do charge it fully before first use, and keep the charging port dry, as that is the one part not covered by the waterproof rating.
Being waterproof, it rinses clean under running water with a little mild soap, then should be patted dry before it goes back in its bag. That same rating allows bath or shower use. If the body is silicone, pair it only with water-based lubricant, as silicone lube can degrade silicone over time.
How it compares
Against a plain insertable egg, this trades discretion for versatility. A traditional egg is smaller and easier to wear or tuck away; this one is bigger and earns its size by doing two jobs at once.
Against a dedicated remote vibrator, it holds up well thanks to the hands-free handset and rechargeable design. The trade-off is the same one every remote toy carries: an extra component to charge, keep track of and hand over, which is a feature for couples and a minor faff for solo use.
The bottom line
The Tabooboo Take Me Back To Bed is a sensible pick if you want one toy that covers internal and external stimulation and like the idea of hands-free or partner control, backed by the convenience of USB charging and a waterproof body. Just go in clear-eyed about the size: this is a generous egg, not a discreet starter, and that single fact will decide whether it is right for you.
Frequently asked questions
Is this a good first love egg?
Not especially. At 10 cm circumference and 18 cm total length it is a generously sized, dual-purpose toy rather than a small starter egg. If it is your first, a slimmer single-purpose egg is an easier introduction.
Can I use it in the bath or shower?
Yes. It is described as waterproof, so it can be used in water and rinsed clean afterwards. Keep the USB charging port dry, as that is the one area to protect from water.
Does it need batteries?
No. It is USB rechargeable, so you charge it between sessions rather than buying or replacing batteries. Charge it fully before first use.
How does the remote work?
The compact handset, around 6.5 by 4 cm, lets you switch between the ten functions without reaching down. You can control it yourself or hand it to a partner for hands-free, shared play.
What lubricant should I use with it?
Stick to a water-based lubricant to be safe, particularly if the body is silicone, since silicone-based lube can damage silicone over time. Water-based products are compatible with the widest range of materials.