Honest, practical writing about the products we sell — what they're for, who they suit, and what to know before you buy.
A single-purpose accessory that times the recommended Bathmate cycle with lights and beeps, so you are not counting in your head. Genuinely handy for routine users, unnecessary for anyone happy with a phone.
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A 30cm plush bear kitted out in faux leather harness, mask and chains. A tongue-in-cheek gift and shelf piece for anyone who enjoys the kink aesthetic, best judged as decor rather than a functional item.
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A narrow, flexible rabbit with app control, gentle warmth and a beginner-friendly insertable length. Sensible for discreet solo or long-distance play, with a couple of trade-offs worth weighing.
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A compact, rechargeable rabbit built around a beginner-friendly size and dual stimulation. Approachable and easy to live with, though the five-function range is modest.
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A rechargeable rabbit that combines a thrusting shaft with vibrating ears, in an approachable size. Good for newcomers to dual stimulation, though the five-function limit is worth noting.
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An app-controlled silicone G-spot vibrator built for couples who want to share control, whether across the room or across the world. The size is beginner-friendly, but the app is the real reason to buy.
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A blue raspberry chewable supplement built around herbal botanicals like Maca and Red Ginseng. Easy to take and discreet, but a two-gummy pack is a taster rather than a course.
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A small, melon-flavoured botanical supplement for men in a two-gummy pack. Easy to try, but manage your expectations around what plant ingredients can and cannot promise.
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A light-hearted edible novelty made from strawberry sweets. Charming as a gift and a laugh to share, but treat it as a bit of fun rather than lingerie.
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A pocket-sized flavoured throat spray aimed at easing the gag reflex during oral sex. Here is what the formula and format really mean for buyers.
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A pocket-sized benzocaine spray aimed at easing the gag reflex during oral sex, with a sweet Cotton Candy flavour and a straightforward one-spray application.
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A delicate floral lace teddy with adjustable lacing and a tie halter, cut in one size to flatter dress sizes 14 to 18. Easy to wear, but the one-size approach and hand-wash care are worth weighing first.
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A deconstructed, shredded bodysuit built for a fuller figure, with a racer back and thong cut that trades coverage for a bold statement.
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A bold neon pink net top built for layering or wearing as a sheer statement, cut for UK 14 to 18. Great fun for festivals and club nights, though the hand-wash care and one-size approach are worth weighing.
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An opaque magenta bodysuit that aims to double as lingerie and layering piece. Versatile and easy to pack, but the one-size cut and hand-wash care are worth weighing first.
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