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Wanky Hankies!

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Wanky Hankies bring a cheeky bit of fun to any gift bag, hen night or novelty stocking. Each extra-large tissue is printed with one of seven playful designs, so there is a bit of variety to raise a smile whenever they are pulled out.

The generous 33 cm x 33 cm tissues are a good size for everyday use, and the set covers seven different printed women across the pack. A light-hearted gift that needs no batteries and asks nothing more than a sense of humour.

Wanky Hankies are a playful novelty gift for anyone who enjoys a bit of cheeky humour. The pack features seven printed designs across extra-large tissues, making it an easy stocking filler, secret Santa pick or a fun addition to a hen or stag celebration.

A Cheeky Novelty Gift

This is a light-hearted present built entirely around raising a smile. With seven different printed women spread across the set, there is a bit of variety to keep things interesting, whether the pack is handed over as a joke gift, tucked into a party bag or used as a talking point at a celebration. It suits anyone with a good sense of humour and a taste for the slightly risque, and it works well as an inexpensive extra alongside a larger present.

Size And Everyday Use

Each tissue measures a generous 33 cm x 33 cm, so they are practical as well as amusing. The larger format gives you plenty of coverage compared with a standard pocket tissue, which makes them genuinely usable rather than purely for show. No power, batteries or charging are needed, so the pack is ready to go straight away and can be kept in a bag, drawer or on display until the moment is right.

Who It Suits

Wanky Hankies fit neatly into the novelty gift category, which makes them a safe bet for birthdays, hen and stag nights, secret Santa exchanges and Christmas stockings. They are best matched to friends and partners who appreciate a joke, and they make a small, easy gift when you want something fun rather than serious. Keep them somewhere dry until use to keep the printed tissues in good condition.

SizeTissue size: 33 cm x 33 cm
PowerNone required
Tissue size33 cm x 33 cm
Designs7 printed women
Product codeN12350
EAN5022782000189
PackagingPlain box β€” no branding or product name on the label
BillingShows as "XTU Retail" on your statement

How big are the tissues?

Each tissue measures 33 cm x 33 cm, which is an extra-large size compared with standard pocket tissues.

How many designs are included?

The pack features seven different printed women across the tissues, giving a bit of variety.

Do they need batteries or power?

No. This is a simple novelty gift and requires no power, batteries or charging.

What occasions is this good for?

It works well as a stocking filler, secret Santa gift, or a fun extra for hen and stag nights and birthdays.

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